FFF's Recession Survival Plan

In these difficult economic times, it can prove difficult to find reliable sources of income. Do not panic, the guys at FFF are here to help. Below are three failproof money making schemes that you can try.

(1) Become an NBA head coach - This is one job market that is hopping. I am sure that you (like myself) probably have paid zero attention to the NBA this year and that you also may question whether you have the proper qualifications for such a job. Those are really both non-issues. Ultimately, with already six new coaches named just since the start of the season, there is clearly a revolving door in this position and eventually there will be a spot for anyone remotely interested. The money maker here is really the 'buy out' clause within your contract. Get a good one drafted as part of your contractual agreement, as these jobs last about as long as high school love affairs. Also, if you feel you need some publicity, call Stephen A. Smith. He has reported on nothing of substance all year except for these 'who cares' coaching changes - so, he is your guy.

(2) Promote the guy who beat your ass. This is a genius scheme for sure. In case you missed it, last week Oscar De La Hoya got destroyed in a boxing match against Manny Pacquiao. Most watching the fight may have assumed De La Hoya is just past his prime - which is fair. I found other motivations today, when it was announced that Pacquiao has already scheduled his next big pay per view match-up against Ricky Hatton. Any guesses on who is promoting that fight? You guessed it - De La Hoya's 'Golden Boy' promotions company. This is a genius moneymaker. Take a nasty beating to prop up your client's publicity and then sign him for millions on the next fight. Golden Boy indeed.

(3) Sue NASCAR. Did you see the latest? NASCAR has decided to settle a sexual and racial discrimination case for $225 million dollars. My initial reaction to this is that you can slap my ass and call me Charlie and post clips of that online if you want, as long as the payout is $225 million dollars. Clearly, the charges are no laughing matter, but that is powerball type money. I mean seriously, if NASCAR has that kind of cash to pitch at a settlement, don't you think they should consider helping the big 3 automakers? After all, without the cars, the racing could really suck. Plus, better NASCAR saving their butts than you and I, huh? Oops - don't say NASCAR and butts in the same sentence. That could cost you.

Bailouts, Bowls and Backbone

After a long hiatus (I actually forgot my password) I'm back with the vengence of a coyote who hasn't seen a road kill in a long time. Three things that have been getting under my skin for awhile now are bailouts, bowls and backbone. All to variying degrees and for varying lengths.

Let's start with bailouts since I haven't gotten political on here in awhile (ever really), there is no way we should help to bailout the auto industry and everytime I hear one of the talking heads explain why we should I want to kick in my TV. Let me preface my remarks by saying I'm the biggest free market capitalist you have ever seen. If there were a complete opposite of Vladimir Lenin you are looking at him. I believe in Darwin economics, survival of the fittist company out there. If we keep bailing out the auto industry aren't we just a socialist country that subsidizes the auto industry? And if we subsidize the auto industry aren't we just curbing competition and creating a monopoly for the big three? Yes is the answer. Let 'em fail I say and maybe just maybe it will cause another business person to start their own car company (what a novel concept) and maybe create a company that doesn't gouge the public for all we are worth and put endless commercials on my kicked in TV. If we are going to bail the big 3 out the least they could do is give us a free car, right? Seems fair.

Okay now onto the bowls, I love 'em, can't get enough of them. I've often asked those who want a playoff system to go ahead and give me your dream version. If you had the power to create one tomorrow how would you do it. That eliminates about half of those out there because beyond wanting a playoff system they don't even know how they would implement one. Have it be 8 teams? Sure, but how do you decide on the eight? Give the six BCS conferences an automatic bid with two at large? Sure, let me know how that conversation goes when you tell Texas Tech or Texas or Utah or Boise State that two of you have no more games because there is no more room. Expand the brackets to 12 or 16? Absolutely, let me know how the conversation goes with the BCS conferences when you tell them to make a 12 or 16 team playoff work and have it conclude by baseball's opening day that you have to limit the regular season to 10 or 11 games and cost them the revenue from that 12th game in these economic times. Look, I understand wanting to have a playoff, its easy like playing the game memory on a glass table (think about that one). But, I for one would like to see Notre Dame at 6-6 take on a Hawaii team and see if Irish fans cringe with a loss (or a win for that matter). I like to see Les Miles take on a crafty triple option in Georgia Tech in their backyard and see if the mad hatter isn't truely half crazy.

Now to the backbone and I feel bad for piling on to the Auburn situation, but the AD there has to be spineless. I'm not going to condone or agree with what Charles Barkley said even if there is some truth to it. But, Tommy T. just got done beating Alabama seven years in a row before falling to them this year. I know this past game against Alabama was the worst lost in almost half a century, but if you are fans of college football you have to look at this from a whole. Seven years of dominance is pretty good. I mean the law of averages catches up to you sometimes. Even if you think Tommy's days are numbered can you really say as the AD that I made a better hire for the future when you pick a guy who is 5-19 in the Big 12 north? Its one thing if you play the triplets every year in the south (Texas, Texas Tech and Oklahoma), but when you play in the north and still only manage that record? Ouch. Nice job on winning the spineless award Mr. Jacobs you have earned it for not standing up and making the right choice, just the one you were forced to do.

"The Jimmy" Award

Here at the FFF, there are few things that we hold more sacred than a good, heartfelt reference to one’s self in the third person. We love this so much that I thought our blog needed an award of distinction to recognize great third person usage.

No person does the third person reference better than Urban “bigger than the program” Meyer and he is no doubt on the Mount Rushmore of third person vernacular. That said, the true ‘third person’ icon is Jimmy, from Seinfeld, as in “Jimmy likes Elaine.” As such, our award will bear his name and we will be giving this award anytime we witness good third person usage.



Today’s winner is Iowa State Athletic Director Jamie Pollard. Mr. Pollard wins the Jimmy for holding himself up as the moral standard bearer for ISU as he discussed the recent departure of Coach Gene Chizik, who apparently told Mr. Pollard one thing and the banks of Auburn, Alabama another. Mr. Pollard has this to say about his former coach, “…if he can live with that, more power to him. I know Jamie Pollard couldn’t have done that to this place.”

Nice work Jamie. For that nice moment of self recognition, we crown you the inaugural winner of "The Jimmy".

Memo to Professional Athletes - You are not soldiers.

This is short and to the point. Stephon Marbury and Kellen Winslow, Jr., take heed-- find some other metaphors than military and war references when giving a quote. You have the faintest idea what military service and being in a war zone is about. It is embarrassing and disrespectful to those who serve our country.

Let the quotes speak for themselves...

"...It's like we're in a foxhole and I'm facing the other way. If I got shot in the head, at least you want to get shot by the enemy. I got shot in the head by my own guys in my foxhole. And they didn't even give me an honorable death." - Stephon Marbury - ex-New York Knicks check casher.

"It's war. They're out there to kill you, so I'm out there to kill them. We don't care about anybody but this U. They're going after my legs. I'm going to come right back at them. I'm a ... soldier." - Kellen Winslow, Jr., - Overrated NFL tight end who cannot run a route beyond his Dad's shadow.

Guys, next time you are interviewed by the media, try interspersing terms like "underachieving"; "1:3 assist to turnover ratio"; or "dropped passes" into your quotes. People will begin believing what you have to say.

Jumping the shark - if you are able

As any married person will tell you - whatever is on the family DVR is what you will watch, regardless of who taped it. So, it is for this reason that I have been a regular Grey's Anatomy viewer for the past couple of years. The reality is, as medical shows not called Scrubs go, this one has not been bad. Rather enjoyable. At least until now. You see, the writers of Grey's decided to take their show over the shark by trying to develop "Ghost II" as a prime-time special. In case you missed it, the past two episodes have featured Izzie having ghost-gasms with her dead ex. Strange stuff, and definately the end of the show's run as decent television.

In other TV news...Rosie O'Donnell tried to make a come back this week. Luckily, no one watched. For all of the talk of HOPE this year, what has given me hope for our country is that Rosie had gone into extinction for the past year or so. Clearly, I am not a fan of hers. Truthfully, "Beautiful Girls" would probably be ranked as one of my top 3 all time favorite movies, but Rosie shows up midway through that film and screws it up and frankly I have been bitter about that for years. Anyway, since no one watched her show, and she is too fat to actually get off the ramp and over the shark, may I just go ahead and suggest Don Cornelius as a replacement host? Listen, say what you will, but I believe our country is ready for a Soul Train revival. A modern Soul Train would make Dancing With the Stars look like a bunch of white folks in a ballroom (hmmmm). Plus, Cornelius was recently arrested related to domestic violence. While this is not a positive situation for the rest of us, some sort of arrest record is actually a requirement for all modern television stars. Bring back Don already, and let's get that soul train line started.

We suck

I know - as blog hosts, we all three suck. The idea behind having three geniuses working together on one blog was that we would never fail to keep fresh topics for our valued fans (Robin and Jenn, we know you are out there).

Anyway, here is our commitment to do better for you all:

Dear FFF fans,

We will do better.

Your hosts


Written in stone baby - bank on it!!!

Confessions of a Fulmer Apologist

Similar to our friend 'twobeer', now I find myself having to apologize to a good man and a good coach on behalf of a somewhat dissapointing fan base tonight. As most of you not living under a sports rock realize by now, Phillip Fulmer has not survived as head coach at my alma mater (Tennessee). It is very sad for me. In fact, I have taken this news much worse than I thought I would.

In 1997, I took 'coaching football' as a pass/fail course under Coach Fulmer. This was not a Jim Harrick type course that they might teach at Georgia, but instead a labor of love that Coach did for anyone that planned on coaching or working in athletic administration. No athletes were allowed in the course, and you had to be nominated to be a part of it. I also worked in the athletic department as a student worker, and had some very occassional dealings with Coach Fulmer in that capacity. Both of these things gave me a chance to see the character of Coach Fulmer. Believe me when I tell you his character is far better than most.

Because I attended Tennessee during the Manning (and luckily the Tee Martin) years, I had moments of pure frustration as the team tettered on the edge of greatness for most of my college years before finally winning the championship in 1998. During one of these bouts of frustration as one of my classmates cursed a loss to Florida, I made a solemn vow that if Coach Fulmer ever won a national title in my life, I would never criticize him publicly. With that in mind, I should tell you that I was fortunate enough to be in Tempe when the Vols knocked off the favored Seminoles for the first BCS national title. My dad and I had a wonderful trip and one of my most memorable life moments that night. I have pretty much lived up to my word. To say I have never been critical at all may be a tiny stretch. Like most fans, I have cursed into the tv screen a time or two - but, I can say that I never wanted him fired.

Since I have some memory of where we were as a program before Fulmer took the reigns, let me provide some quick perspective for everyone (especially Vols fans who apparently believe themselves to be the chosen people who deserve an annual national title run)...Only two other men that have coached for more than 10 years have a greater winning percentage than Coach Fulmer's. Those men are Joe Paterno and Bobby Bowden. Not bad company. Apparently, instead of keeping a class act around that lives in that company of men, we are instead hoping to trade Fulmer in for a coach who can live in the company of Les Miles, Nick Saban and Urban "Bigger than the Program" Meyer. My son will likely not ever be fortunate enough to play football at Tennessee; however, if he were, I would much rather him play for a losing Fulmer than any of these characters. Clearly, I am in the minority.

As they say, I am a Vols fan born, and a Vols fan bred, and when I die, I will be a Vols fan dead. I love my university and always will, but today is a sad day. So, Coach, if you ever stumble across the FFF blog, please know that on behalf of the misguided others - I am truly sorry.

Also, if you and Tommy Bowden ever stumble across the FFF blog together, know that Jess and I would appreciate a scholarship offer for our sons wherever either of you two men should land.

Puzzling Experience

Dateline - Philadelphia, PA

Sitting in the back of a functional, yet unsterile Philadelphia yellow cab, gliding me back to the airport for an out of town flight, this humanoid was mesmerized by the pitter patter of a steady drizzle canvassing the City of Brotherly Love.

And in that moment of clarity, it could not be denied--yes, participating in the 2nd Annual National Sudoku Tournament was everything I dreamed it would be. Maybe more.



In a flash of unusual journalistic integrity, the FFF Editor-in-Chief decided to send its louisest beat reporter, Jacob Silge, to Philadalphia to participate in the nation's biggest Sudoku tournament. Silge, a Sudoku fiend, all-around avid puzzler, and often refers to himself in the third-person, took his A-game, Gen Con membership card, and a bag of Twizzlers to the nation's best including members of MIT's math team, a few seven and eight year olds, and a guy named "Ernie" who was about 83.


The tournament, held at the Philadelphia Convention Center, is sponsored annually by the Philadelphia Inquirer and emceed by Will Shortz, the puzzle guru for the New York Times. With these accredidations and celebrities abound, one quickly realizes Sudoku's elite earn their crowns here.

The event is family friendly and offers several competitive divisions by talent level (beginner; intermediate; and advanced) as well as age and geographic-based competitions. The main tournament comprised of three rounds by which contestants had to solve three Suduko puzzles in each round with a time lime of 30 minutes per round.



The first contestant to finish their three puzzles correctly in a round and raise their hand would qualifty to compete in a three-person final "Sudoku-off." The puzzles were tough, the competition even tougher. Silge, whose voice immodulation challenges fortunately did not result in a tournament disqualification, participated in the intermediate division. The wily FFF reporter, whose balliwick is pet fashion and accessorizing, did not qualify for the Intermediate finals, but did finish in the top ten in his age category.


The 2008 champion in the advanced division was Wei-Hwa Huang, of Mountain View, Calif., who finished his puzzle in the championship round in 7 minutes and 39 seconds. Huang qualifies to compete on the U.S. National Sudoku Team at the World Championships in Slovakia. The two-time defending champion, Thomas Snyder, took 2nd place this year. Participants from over 30 states, Canada, and Ireland were represented.

At press time, Gen Con and the labor union that represents the Ewoks were in negotiations to cross-promote their respective national conferences with the national Sudoku championship.

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Under the Bleachers

FFF has uncovered a scandal that could rock this year's World Series. The evidence cannot be ignored.

I'm so over......

What better way to kick off a free format Friday then with a little free association "I'm so over with", so here we go.....

....I'm so over the media's infatuation with LaDanian Tomlinson and for that matter Philip Rivers. Please win a playoff game of real worth first. Remember their next Super Bowl appearance will be their first.

...I'm so over Indianapolis traffic especially people who commute from the south side like myself. Here's a news flash, the far left lane on I-65 north is solely dedicated to I-70 west. Meaning that if you need to get on I-465 or, what really gets me irritated, if you continue on to I-65 north after the I-70 split then you need to either be in the middle or right hand lane. Nothing makes me angrier then when I have to slow down on the stretch between I-465 and where I-65 splits off. There should be no reason to slow down in the far left hand lane and you people who change lanes as we get close to the split make me angry.

...I'm so over Dallas Clark fans here in Indy, get with it people he is hurt every other game.

...I'm so over with Chris Berman, please just stick to football and stop doing sports only when the championship is decided (see ESPNpukes coverage of the World Series).

World Series Thoughts

Well for the sixth time in their illustrious though mostly comical history the Phillies have made the World Series. The Rays will be tough no doubt about it, but I think it should be a wonderful series. I've often wondered if I rooted for a team like the Yankees and more recently the Red Sox, who make the fall classic an almost annual occurance, if I would become jaded about playing in October. Just to give you some perspective, in my lifetime this is only the third time in 33 years the Phillies are in the World Series. By contrast the Yankees are working on their 8th or 9th appearance who can keep track. And that is exactly my point. Fans of teams who are rarely here can tell you what happened in the sixth inning of Game 3 of any particular year their team made it to the World Series. Can many Yankees fans tell me how Game 3 ended in the 1981 World Series. Is that too far back? Okay, how about Game two of the 1998 World Series or Game 5 of the 2001 World Series.

My far flung point is that it is indeed sweeter when you root for a team that isn't still playing at this time of year very often. However this series goes, both Rays and Phillies fans will be able to tell you 15 or 25 years down the road what happened and that is how moments at this time of year become special.

Zubaz or Crocs

I had the good fortune of attending a Colts game this weekend. It makes my second visit to the Oil Can this year. The game was great, but when I was leaving I almost stumbled down the stairs in pure fear. I witnessed three different people (not together mind you) all wearing Zubaz clothing articles. For those who don't know or recall what that is, I have posted a photo reminder here on the page. Now, first of all - before you go knocking Indianapolis, I am going to stop you in your tracks. I have seen Zubaz at several different NFL venues, from Atlanta to Tampa to St. Louis. So, believe me, it's an epidemic and considering it started in the early '90s, I has gone on far too long.

Anyway, my question for you is not whether you like Zubaz or not. You are reading the FFF blog, so let's assume you have some sense of the world and do not like them. My question is this: Which is a greater mark against the United States fashion industry - Zubaz or Crocs?

My problem with Crocs existed long before the escalator incidents started costing people limbs. At that point, I actually hoped the government would step in and make these ugly pieces of plastic waste completely illegal. My problem with crocs is that I am truly concerned that there are Dutch tourist that are taking them back home as souvenirs from their trip to the states. Like so many American families with little wooden Dutch shoes in their homes, somewhere in Holland exist a family with a pair of Crocs on their coffee table with a Colts logo on top and a 'I heart NY' button stuck in one of the air holes meant to let the stinky plastic smell escape from your feet. Think about it.

Confessions of a Bowden Apologist

Its amazing that I have gone this long without commenting first on any Clemson related and second on the firing of recently deposed Tommy Bowden. Tonight I have to share my thoughts on the latter. Let me first start by saying I'm a big Bowden fan, good guy and solid man are probably the first phrases that jump to your mind which can be a bad thing when your occupation is that of a college football coach. Usually you want the first things to be brilliant tactician or makes great adjustments, but that just wasn't in his DNA. If you are a Bowden fan you like the more subtle qualities he poses, a great smile and great hair are both something he posesses. A great speaker on the rubber chicken circuit otherwise known as the winter IPTAY meetings. Bowden is physically a smaller man, but in small groups you forgot about that and gave yourself over to his charm and laughter and the feeling that he was really only speaking to you and the wink he gave you would seal the deal in your mind.

For a long while after family and friends had given up on Tommy I was still on his side and I'll admit that even a day after his departure from CU I'm still on his side. I won't bore you with the "little" things that can derail a coaching career like players out of control or NCAA violations, neither of which were hallmarks of Bowden's tenure with the Tigers. Instead I want to talk reality. Its been often said around Clemson that the 1981 national championship was both the best and worst thing to happen to the University. The best because national championships aren't handed out and to win one puts you on the college football map. Its the worst because unreal expectations are created and everyone from LaVell Edwards to Lou Holtz can tell you that the planets need to align perfectly in order to win a national championship. Clemson fans for the most part don't see that. The recruiting classes that Bowden brought in and the preseason ranking this year they thought were enough and its obvious they weren't. Bowden won games and beat some pretty decent teams in his 10 years, but never became the consistent winner everyone wanted. The reasons for this are many and can't be catalogued in a blog. I thank Bowden for everything he's done. No doubt about it that he left the program in a much better place then when he found it. If I could give one piece of advice to the next coach its that you better win and you better be prepared to do it short order because to most Clemson fans, the BCS title game is right around the corner. Unfortunately the orange colored glasses most of them wear can't see what really doomed Bowden the last couple of years. For sure his decisions weren't that great whether they dealt with play calling or his choices of assistants. But, in the end players play the game and his collection of student-athletes fell victim on many occasions to their perception of themselves as All-Americans. There was too much "me" and not enough "we" on that team. Bowden couldn't throw the ball and couldn't block the defenders. There are 85 scholarship student-athletes out on that field and not even half earned what they were given. Yeah the players practice hard and they go to class, congratulations here is your ribbon for that. But as players you must perform on Saturdays and there was no performance by many of them. I think the public saw their performances in the media with their comments after the firing. Nice to see they could find the cameras and lights of the media on Monday when many times the most outspoken of the players couldn't find the endzone or their teammates that were wide open. I titled this an apology and that's what it is, an apology to Tommy for all of us Tiger fans not living up to what you signed on for.

Hungry as a Bear....for Subway!

Dateline: Indianapolis, IN - Why? Because that's where Jared Fogle lives.

Anyway, if the northern lights shine brightly and you find yourself traversing the majestic pine-laden landscapes and maple syrup factories of our neighbors to the north (that's Canada for geography majors from South Carolina) and you crave a slice of Americana--one of those marginally satisfying Subway subs--take heed.

Beyond the risk of acquiring a drop-down menu's worth of health challenges and viral manifestations, the Surgeon General and Jared Fogle have advised North American Subway patrons to keep an eye out for "grizzly" customers displaying little patience and heavy-paw...I mean handed kodiak...err guerrilla tactics. If you happen upon one of these feisty Fogle furry foes, beware. And no, we are not speaking of the Hamburglar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjrI5ELkj3Y

Part-time Subway employee and full-time Napster aficianado, Tommy Hanson, 17, was startled by the developments captured on security video at his place of employment. "Work already stunk because I was on bathroom duty," said Hanson, whose Ipod exclusively plays Canadian classic rockers, Rush, and the theme to Hockey Night in Canada. "Now we have bears marching through our 'fixins' aisle. If a bear deficates in a Subway and no one is around, does it make a sound?" Hanson's smarmy remarks landed him on permanent bathroom detail although he raises a very existential question that would make Kafka proud.

At press time, the bear was last seen fleeing into the streets of Calgary after trying to turn in a roll of counterfeit Subway "stamps" at a Subway store in Banff. The stamps were confiscated once officials realized the frequent customer appreciation program went defunct several years ago.

Things to Ponder for your Thursday

Unfortunately, the MAN tried to hold us down for a few days by forcing our blog offline while they reviewed it as possible spam. Clearly, these people are Cubs fans. Just because you do not like what we have to say, and just because there are only 3 people who have ever seen this blog is no reason to take it offline. Luckily, Jess threatened to call Google himself, and things started changing rapidly.

So, here are a few thoughts of the day...

- You may have noticed that Adam "pacman" Jones got into a bit of trouble last night. Surely this is not true. Can you believe it? I am truly shocked.

- If you read today's Sporting News, you probably noticed that Tulsa's head coach believes that they belong in the BCS if they win out. Before you get ahead of yourself pal, let me point out a few things. First, I have no problem with you in the game IF you go undefeated. Here is where my problems are. The uniforms you sported in your last game are hideous. Fox simply could not allow those damn things on a national broadcast. I could not even find a picture online - my guess is that the MAN banned those from the internet also. Good idea. These things look like a bad middle school uniform. I guess they are some throw back deal, but they seem like the uniforms Jerry Rice wore at Mississippi Valley State. That was in the early '80s - thank you very much. My other issue with Tulsa is that they are the 'golden hurricanes'. Here is all I will tell you. Based on what i know about golden anything from my internet research, it just ain't good. Who would they play in the bowl game - the Utah Dirty Sanchez's?

- Finally, I am not so happy with Best Buy. This is like me saying that I don't like pornography or beer by the way, because Best Buy is one of life's great pleasures. Anyway, I am a Police fan, and they had a new CD/DVD coming out this week to be offered exclusively at Best Buy. I was excited about this. I checked the Best Buy website on Monday to see if the release date was still Tuesday. No indication otherwise. Yesterday, I go out of my way by about 10 miles to the closest Best Buy store and when I ask about the cd/dvd the punk clerk simply goes online on the store computer and sees that the release is November 11. Ugggh. I realize, of course, that the record companies notoriously delay release dates and it’s truly not Best Buy’s fault. But, the clerk made me feel like John McKane or something – like I could not use the internet on my own. Anyway, I will forgive Best Buy sometime between now and November 11 and check the internet that morning before making another pilgrimage to their store.

Conflicts of Interest

This next post is one that I'm going to encounter this Thursday night and on my drive back from Gatlinburg, TN yesterday its one that gave me pause. By the way if you eat at the "Pancake Panty" is cash only.

What do you do when two teams that you root for are playing on the same night. On Thursday night the Phillies will be playing at 8:30 and the Clemson Tigers will be playing Wake Forest on ESPN at 7:30 or so, which means I have the dreaded overlap. Now for purposes of this debate lets say that I dont have the luxury of going to a local bar and having two giant screen televisions side by side and lets also assume I don't have picture and picture at home or more than one television set in my living room.

How should the decision making flowchart go? Does regular season versus postseason competition matter? The Phillies will playing the Dodgers in the NLCS and Clemson will playing regular season game 5. Clearly the more important competition is the one involving the Phillies. Does the amount of competition matter? The Phillies have played over 162 ball games to this point and Clemson only plays 12 regular seson games. That means close to 8% of Clemson's season will be played on this one night while less than 1% of the Phillies season will be played on that one night. Hmmmmmmm.

This could be a tougher choice than the Pepsi Challenge.

Cubs and MMA, though not related

Okay kind of a quick recap of the weekends top stories before I have to go pick up my kid.

First the Cubbies, wow we are way beyond a curse right now and have entered into the twilight zone. There is a scene in the Mark Wahlberg movie "Invinceble" where his wife writes on a piece of a telephone book that his character will never make money and will basically not amount to anything. Cubs fans I'm here to tell you, "You will never ever win a World Series". This was your best shot in ages and it didn't happen. Better continue like going to the Friendly Confines because at the end of the year that's all you will have.

Now on to MMA or (Mixed Martial Arts), okay this is not a sport. Any activity that is reenacted on any elementary school playground everyday of the year does not constitute a sport. There is no skill in two individuals just throwing haymakers at one another. I saw this happen and had this happen to me from ages 8-12.

You never forget your first

I thought it would be appropriate given the name of our new blog to have my first post appear on a Friday. I hope everyone enjoys our little blog it should be a little fun.

Just like the best ever "Weekend Update" host on Saturday Night Live, Dennis Miller, used to say, "Here's the news and what can I tell ya?"

Okay, with the baseball playoffs in full swing let me take an opportunity to do something I will talk about from time to time, the announcers. TBS has the divisional rounds of the baseball playoffs in both leagues and all in all they have done a decent job in their picks for announcers at each site. Since I've been watching the Phillies/Brewers series let me begin there. Joe Simpson and John Smoltz provide the color commentary in this series and I think they have done a tremendous job. I've learned more from John Smoltz in two games then Joe Morgan has taught me in the 10 years he's been on the endless hype machine that is ESPN. Joe Simpson spent years drinking the Braves kool-aid so I didn't think he knew much, but even he has done a decent job. The real problem that TBS has is that they named Chip Carey as their number one announcer. Now there is a reason why FOX dropped him from their coverage and by the way I'm not looking forward to seeing Kevin Kennedy and Eric Karros spout their babble here in a few weeks.

I'll keep you up to date on who I think is doing a good job, as a preview Harold Reynolds will be in my cross hairs here in a few weeks and it wont be pretty. In case you don't remember Harold got a little friendly with the female staff at the HYPE, that's ESPN in your vanacular.

Now lets look forward and backwards at the weekend in college football. Great game last night between Pittsburgh and South Florida which is something new for the Big East. I was pretty happy that Pittsburgh won last night because the last thing I wanted to see at 10:30 last night was Matt Grothe and his cheerleader girlfriend swapping spit on national tv after another victory. Although props to Matt Grothe for being a big Chick Fil A supporter, they are the Rolls Royce of fast food. Several good matchups out there this weekend and one of our bloggers will be at the Mizzou-Nebraska game to give you on-site reporting.

Until next time keep your feet in the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

Admit it - it is Wrigley that you love

Ahh yes, that cold nip I feel in the air must mean that it is about the time of year for the Cubs to have their annual goat sighting and choke off another playoff run. My problem with the typical 'Cubs fans' is really simple - they honestly could care less about the team on the field. Think about it the next time that you ask a Cubs fan why they love the Cubs. They will undoubtedly say something like, "how can you not love Wrigley field?". What the hell does that have to do with the team? I do actually love Wrigley Field - it's a great place. Too bad the Cubs play there. It is also too bad that they sold out to Under Armour and decided to adorn the old place with a giant UA tatoo in center field. I guess that's just one less patch of ivy for your goat to chew on. Happy playoff season 'Cubs fans'.